Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from roomofawakening.
|floofeh_one is stalking roomofawakening|
|floofeh_one's REAL name :||Sterling Flanders|
|floofeh_one's REAL DOB :||15th November 1978|
|Height :175 cm||Weight : 85.8 kg|
|floofeh_one has dreamt about you : ||28 times |
|floofeh_one became interested in you : ||12th July 2007|
|floofeh_one's latest dream about you|
| After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came.|
|This is how floofeh_one describes your relationship behind your back |
| 'Things are going great! it still won't kiss me though in public. it will once I stop calling her in the middle of the night.'|
|floofeh_one's been stealing stuff from your house too. |
| Since meeting roomofawakening in , floofeh_one has managed to collect around 10 of roomofawakening's old TV remotes.|
|They've even started modifying their body for you|
| floofeh_one had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when floofeh_one came to see you next.|
|They sent the following message to you in a Valentines |
|Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I'm limber! It won't be long before we both have arthiritis anyway!|
|Testimonies about floofeh_one|
|and_zero - Brainless patriot
| 'All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded roomofawakening really is. I just wish it'd quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.'
|filogrrl - Dry your eyes
| 'Neurotic, depressing and royally fucked up are only three of the possible phrases I could use to describe both floofeh_one and roomofawakening. Chances are roomofawakening's just made all of this shit up again.'
|gyllespi - The Ear Doctor
| 'Ahhh none of this is new to me. roomofawakening's been telling me about floofeh_one's antics for ages now. I don't honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.'
|failaga - Sister Stabatha
| 'I always knew there was something different about floofeh_one. I'm alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.'