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Meme thing.



Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from roomofawakening.

floofeh_one is stalking roomofawakening
floofeh_one's REAL name :Sterling Flanders
floofeh_one's REAL DOB :15th November 1978
Height :175 cmWeight : 85.8 kg
floofeh_one has dreamt about you : 28 times
floofeh_one became interested in you : 12th July 2007
floofeh_one's latest dream about you
After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came.
This is how floofeh_one describes your relationship behind your back
'Things are going great! it still won't kiss me though in public. it will once I stop calling her in the middle of the night.'
floofeh_one's been stealing stuff from your house too.
Since meeting roomofawakening in , floofeh_one has managed to collect around 10 of roomofawakening's old TV remotes.
They've even started modifying their body for you
floofeh_one had the lower part of their legs removed in order to compensate for the difference in height between the two of you. Needless to say, you were suitably unimpressed when floofeh_one came to see you next.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Fuck me darling! Fuck me now! Fuck me whilst I'm limber! It won't be long before we both have arthiritis anyway!

The Police
No. calls to the police : 21 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Ah fuck it not again. Look floofeh_one you little bastard, get your fucking head out of my bin or else I'm phoning the cops. Right that's fucking it! Hello police? Yes it's floofeh_one again. The little shit-stirrer."
floofeh_one's Police File
floofeh_one poses no real threat to society at large, unless of course your name is roomofawakening. In that case, you are royally fucked.

Testimonies about floofeh_one
and_zero - Brainless patriot
'All of this is incredibly funny. It goes to show how deluded roomofawakening really is. I just wish it'd quit the act now and again. It grows a bit tiresome after a while.'
filogrrl - Dry your eyes
'Neurotic, depressing and royally fucked up are only three of the possible phrases I could use to describe both floofeh_one and roomofawakening. Chances are roomofawakening's just made all of this shit up again.'
gyllespi - The Ear Doctor
'Ahhh none of this is new to me. roomofawakening's been telling me about floofeh_one's antics for ages now. I don't honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.'
failaga - Sister Stabatha
'I always knew there was something different about floofeh_one. I'm alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.'





Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from roomofawakening.

sally18 is stalking roomofawakening
sally18's REAL name :Hutcheson Burleson
sally18's REAL DOB :11th January 1983
Height :158 cmWeight : 84.9 kg
sally18 has dreamt about you : 3 times
sally18 became interested in you : 06th September 2006
sally18's latest dream about you
After a brief rendezvous in a unisex spa, the two lovers decide to make kittens behind an unattended reception desk. 5 minutes into the experience David Hasselhoff mysteriously appears at the desk with his hand resting casually on the side of his cheek trying to surpress the grin that by-now has engulfed his face. He steals a glimpse of your genetalia before disappearing as quickly as he came.
This is how sally18 describes your relationship behind your back
'We're gonna have children. I haven't talked to roomofawakening about it yet but I'm sure it will be happy to have about 12 kids.'
sally18's been stealing stuff from your house too.
You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well sally18 has them.
They've even started modifying their body for you
In a night of sheer angst sally18 carved 'roomofawakening' into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
I wanna be your dog baby. Woof fucking woof, I'm coming to get you in my sheepskin jacket.

The Police
No. calls to the police : 12 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Look, could you send a squad car over? It's just that there is this person outside my house rumaging through my garbage and they've been doing it every night for the past month. They seem to have some weird obsession over me. Please hurry. I think they've just found one of my bank statements as they've just ran off again."
sally18's Police File
15 years of continual drug abuse has taken it's toll on sally18's psyche. Unstable and a potential threat to society.

Testimonies about sally18
swampmuck_san - A spouse-beating alco
'sally18 was always one of us. One of the gang. We never suspected anything. I'm really shocked..'
ethanol - A hardened ex-crook
'sally18 was a depressing bore and I'm fucking glad they've been outted as a twat. Means I won't have to deal with them ever again. Hip-hip-horray.'
and_zero - Charlie Manson's long-lost sibling
'Ahhh none of this is new to me. roomofawakening's been telling me about sally18's antics for ages now. I don't honestly know why it has put up with it for so long.'
keibungaku - Wide-load
'Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. roomofawakening should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.'



HOSHIT YOU GUYS ARE FRIGHTENING.
Tags: stalker meme
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